It Never Rains But it Pours

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

(via epic-humor)

onefitmodel:

#ohfuck #itstrue #whodidit #why #legitwhy #beautystandards #setbymen #canSMD

onefitmodel:

#ohfuck #itstrue #whodidit #why #legitwhy #beautystandards #setbymen #canSMD