It Never Rains But it Pours

mostly-perfect:

So one time my dad bought a skeleton for Halloween, and one day he decided to place it in the kitchen to scare me and it went too far…

(via mishion-possible)

stagdogwolfandrat:

Me flirting: So do you think Dumbledore’s over protection of Harry to the point where it harmed more than helped him stemmed from a desire to compensate for being so careless about the life of his sister and abandoning his brother when he was supposed to be the head of the family?

(via burdge)

beatonna:

it’s possible I misheard this one but I hope not 

beatonna:

it’s possible I misheard this one but I hope not